I FUCKGIN HATE BANANAS
Quote Dr. Bakhtiar (Ph.D) "Bananas are the worst thing to stain human-kind. They are a blight on society, absolute abortions of "fruits." Nothing captures the failings of the human race's rampant consumerism and the depravity thereof like the banana. Truly, there was a catastrophic lapse in judgement when God allowed these things to plague the earth with their sheer existence."If you like bananas, please seek immediate recovery. Recovery IS possible.PBSD Hotline
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Banana-monials
| "I love bananas! They're a sweet treat for me and the family." | John. B. Nana, died later in a fatal car accident, buying bananas from the market. (2019) |
| "Bananas scuffed my family out of existence. I'm the only living survivor." | Edgar "Poe" Tassium, later found an oil well in his backyard. He is now rich. (Now) |
| "I saw a banana once, and as I was about to pick it up, a stray harpoon pierced my chest. It's a miracle I'm alive, I've learned my lesson." | Harley P. Oune, later recovered completely. Owns an apple orchard. (1928) |